Friends Don't Let Friends Use Proximity Chat

If you’ve ever stepped into proximity chat and immediately questioned humanity, this sweatshirt is for you. “Friends Don’t Let Friends Use Proximity Chat” is an ironic warning label for every player who has survived the wild, chaotic, toxic, and completely unpredictable world of hot mics — from Fortnite Delulu to Call of Duty: Warzone. Proximity chat is a total gamble: sometimes comedy gold, sometimes unhinged taunting, and sometimes a fast-track to getting reported. Whether you love the madness or avoid it for your sanity, this shirt captures the universal truth: proximity chat is absolutely not for the faint of heart.

This sweatshirt is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Its medium-weight construction and classic crewneck design give kids a comfortable everyday layer. Made with a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend in a regular fit, this sweatshirt provides dependable warmth and a smooth finish.

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Product features
- Tubular, seam-free body reduces fabric waste and keeps a smooth silhouette
- 50/50 cotton-polyester medium-heavy blend (8.0 oz/yd²) — durable, smooth, and great for printing
- Ribbed knit collar, cuffs, and hem retain shape and add stretch
- Loose, comfortable fit with tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- Embroidery option available (left or center chest) and meets safety/compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron