Friends Don't Let Friends Use Proximity Chat

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✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.

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DESCRIPTION

If you’ve ever stepped into proximity chat and immediately questioned humanity, this hoodie is for you. “Friends Don’t Let Friends Use Proximity Chat” is an ironic warning label for every player who has survived the wild, chaotic, toxic, and completely unpredictable world of hot mics — from Fortnite Delulu to Call of Duty: Warzone. Proximity chat is a total gamble: sometimes comedy gold, sometimes unhinged taunting, and sometimes a fast-track to getting reported. Whether you love the madness or avoid it for your sanity, this shirt captures the universal truth: proximity chat is absolutely not for the faint of heart.

This hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Its midweight construction and kangaroo pocket create a comfortable everyday layer. Made with a softstyle cotton-poly blend and featuring a jersey-lined hood, this hoodie offers a smooth feel and classic fit.

Size Chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length from center back, in	34.00	35.00	36.00	37.00	38.00	39.00	40.00	41.00
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

Product features
- Two-piece jersey-lined hood for extra warmth and structure
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for effortless layering
- Front pouch pocket for hands and small essentials
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fleece with high cotton face for soft, durable feel
- OEKO-TEX, FLA and WRAP-certified manufacturing for ethical production

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean