Friends Don't Let Friends Use Proximity Chat

If you’ve ever stepped into proximity chat and immediately questioned humanity, this hoodie is for you. “Friends Don’t Let Friends Use Proximity Chat” is an ironic warning label for every player who has survived the wild, chaotic, toxic, and completely unpredictable world of hot mics — from Fortnite Delulu to Call of Duty: Warzone. Proximity chat is a total gamble: sometimes comedy gold, sometimes unhinged taunting, and sometimes a fast-track to getting reported. Whether you love the madness or avoid it for your sanity, this shirt captures the universal truth: proximity chat is absolutely not for the faint of heart.

This heavy blend hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Its classic fit and medium-heavy fabric give kids a warm, cozy layer that stands up to everyday play. Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester in a regular fit, this hoodie offers long-lasting comfort and a smooth finish.

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Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (heather colors vary) — medium weight for warmth and durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand-warming and small-item storage
- Twill necktape and sewn-in label for comfort and shape retention
- Runs true to size with a regular fit; made for children
- Decoration options: DTG print with DTF wrist prints; embroidery available on left or center chest

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron