Friends Don't Let Friends Use Proximity Chat

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DESCRIPTION

If you’ve ever stepped into proximity chat and immediately questioned humanity, this hoodie is for you. “Friends Don’t Let Friends Use Proximity Chat” is an ironic warning label for every player who has survived the wild, chaotic, toxic, and completely unpredictable world of hot mics — from Fortnite Delulu to Call of Duty: Warzone. Proximity chat is a total gamble: sometimes comedy gold, sometimes unhinged taunting, and sometimes a fast-track to getting reported. Whether you love the madness or avoid it for your sanity, this shirt captures the universal truth: proximity chat is absolutely not for the faint of heart.

This full-zip hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Its warm, cozy feel and practical zip-front design make it perfect for layering and everyday wear. Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie includes a split front pocket and a double-lined hood for added comfort and function.

Size Chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	19.25	21.26	23.23	25.24	27.24	29.25	31.26	32.24
Length, in	26.97	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98	31.97	32.99	33.98
Sleeve length, in	33.98	35.00	35.98	36.97	37.99	38.98	40.00	40.98
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8 oz/yd²) for warmth with breathability
- Full metal zipper and adjustable hood with woven drawstring
- Spacious front pockets roomy enough for phone and essentials
- Seamless tubular knit body for a clean drape and reduced waste
- DTG and DTF printing plus optional left-chest embroidery

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean