DILF, Dude I Love Fragging Teammates
DILF, Dude I Love Fragging Teammates
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✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.
✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.
✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.
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DESCRIPTION
DESCRIPTION
This tee is made for gamers who thrive on chaos and keep their own squad permanently on edge. DILF — Dude I Love Fragging Teammates is a tongue-in-cheek nod to that one player who’s always causing panic in the lobby and in-game — blowing cover, fake-calling pushes, and making teammates spin around thinking a third party just pulled up.
Built for adult gamers with a sharp sense of humor, this design leans fully into gaming culture without crossing the line. It’s playful, self-aware, and instantly relatable to anyone who’s ever flinched because a teammate decided to “test reactions.” If your playstyle includes mind games, misdirection, and a little friendly chaos, this tee lets everyone know exactly what kind of energy you bring.
DILF. Game. Repeat.
Size Chart
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smoother look
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear and easy removal
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp front graphic and sleeve/neck prints
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Printed in the US:
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We are a small family-owned business. Our mission is to sell funny and quirky apparel to gamers of all ages.
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