DILF, Dude I Love Fragging Teammates

DESCRIPTION

This hoodie is made for gamers who thrive on chaos and keep their own squad permanently on edge. DILF — Dude I Love Fragging Teammates is a tongue-in-cheek nod to that one player who’s always causing panic in the lobby and in-game — blowing cover, fake-calling pushes, and making teammates spin around thinking a third party just pulled up.

Built for adult gamers with a sharp sense of humor, this design leans fully into gaming culture without crossing the line. It’s playful, self-aware, and instantly relatable to anyone who’s ever flinched because a teammate decided to “test reactions.” If your playstyle includes mind games, misdirection, and a little friendly chaos, this tee lets everyone know exactly what kind of energy you bring.

This full-zip hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Its warm, cozy feel and practical zip-front design make it perfect for layering and everyday wear. Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie includes a split front pocket and a double-lined hood for added comfort and function.

DILF. Game. Repeat.

Size Chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	19.25	21.26	23.23	25.24	27.24	29.25	31.26	32.24
Length, in	26.97	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98	31.97	32.99	33.98
Sleeve length, in	33.98	35.00	35.98	36.97	37.99	38.98	40.00	40.98
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8 oz) for warmth with breathability
- Full metal zipper and adjustable drawstring hood for secure closure
- Spacious front pockets sized for phone, wallet, and keys
- Durable tubular knit with sewn-in label — runs true to size
- Embroidery option on left chest; bold DTG/DTF printed back and wrist accents

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean