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DILF, Dude I Love Fragging Teammates

DILF, Dude I Love Fragging Teammates

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NO ORDINARY GEAR. WHAT SETS US APART?

✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.

✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.

✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.

✔️ FRESH DROPS. ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.

DESCRIPTION

This hoodie is made for gamers who thrive on chaos and keep their own squad permanently on edge. DILF — Dude I Love Fragging Teammates is a tongue-in-cheek nod to that one player who’s always causing panic in the lobby and in-game — blowing cover, fake-calling pushes, and making teammates spin around thinking a third party just pulled up.

Built for adult gamers with a sharp sense of humor, this design leans fully into gaming culture without crossing the line. It’s playful, self-aware, and instantly relatable to anyone who’s ever flinched because a teammate decided to “test reactions.” If your playstyle includes mind games, misdirection, and a little friendly chaos, this tee lets everyone know exactly what kind of energy you bring.

This hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. A spacious kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawstring hood add practical comfort to daily wear. Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie provides a soft feel, cozy warmth, and a classic fit.

DILF. Game. Repeat.

Size Chart

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8 oz/yd²) for warmth with a soft hand
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand-warming and storage
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for durability and style
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit and reduced waste
- DTG/DTF-printed graphics with optional embroidery placement available

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

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  • Printed in the US:

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    We are a small family-owned business. Our mission is to sell funny and quirky apparel to gamers of all ages.

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