DILF, Dude I Love Fragging Teammates
DILF, Dude I Love Fragging Teammates
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✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.
✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.
✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.
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DESCRIPTION
DESCRIPTION
This tee is made for gamers who thrive on chaos and keep their own squad permanently on edge. DILF — Dude I Love Fragging Teammates is a tongue-in-cheek nod to that one player who’s always causing panic in the lobby and in-game — blowing cover, fake-calling pushes, and making teammates spin around thinking a third party just pulled up.
Built for adult gamers with a sharp sense of humor, this design leans fully into gaming culture without crossing the line. It’s playful, self-aware, and instantly relatable to anyone who’s ever flinched because a teammate decided to “test reactions.” If your playstyle includes mind games, misdirection, and a little friendly chaos, this tee lets everyone know exactly what kind of energy you bring.
DILF. Game. Repeat.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste
Ribbed knit collar that retains shape and resists stretching
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and scratch-free wear
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp, long-lasting graphics
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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