The Only Thing I am Taking To Pound Town is my Controller

NO ORDINARY GEAR. WHAT SETS US APART?

✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.

✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.

✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.

✔️ FRESH DROPS. ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.

DESCRIPTION

This tee brings bold, cheeky humor to late-night gaming with a double-meaning joke every console player instantly understands. It’s a playful nod to sweaty matches, intense button mashing, and those moments when your controller takes the real beating. Designed for adult gamers who don’t take themselves too seriously, the humor lands fast, gets laughs, and sparks instant conversations. Whether you’re grinding ranked, raging with friends, or just embracing gamer confidence, this shirt says it all without crossing the line. Funny, flirty, and unmistakably gamer-coded — wear it proudly.

This heavy cotton tee is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. The classic shape and solid feel give this tee a dependable everyday presence. Made with 100% cotton in a classic fit, this tee offers the sturdy feel associated with heavy-cotton styles.

Game. Rage Quit. Repeat.

Size Chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar without seam for flexible neckline recovery
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with tear-away label for comfort
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design ensuring crisp detail

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat