The Only Thing I am Taking To Pound Town is my Controller

NO ORDINARY GEAR. WHAT SETS US APART?

✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.

✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.

✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.

✔️ FRESH DROPS. ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.

DESCRIPTION

This hoodie brings bold, cheeky humor to late-night gaming with a double-meaning joke every console player instantly understands. It’s a playful nod to sweaty matches, intense button mashing, and those moments when your controller takes the real beating. Designed for adult gamers who don’t take themselves too seriously, the humor lands fast, gets laughs, and sparks instant conversations. Whether you’re grinding ranked, raging with friends, or just embracing gamer confidence, this shirt says it all without crossing the line. Funny, flirty, and unmistakably gamer-coded — wear it proudly.

This hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Its midweight construction and kangaroo pocket create a comfortable everyday layer. Made with a softstyle cotton-poly blend and featuring a jersey-lined hood, this hoodie offers a smooth feel and classic fit.

Game. Rage Quit. Repeat.

Size Chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length from center back, in	34.00	35.00	36.00	37.00	38.00	39.00	40.00	41.00
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

Product features
- Two-piece jersey-lined hood for extra warmth and structure
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for a laid-back silhouette
- Front pouch pocket for storage and hand warmth
- Medium-heavy fabric (≈8.4 oz/yd²) with mostly ring-spun cotton for softness
- OEKO-TEX, FLA, and WRAP-certified manufacturing — sustainably and ethically produced

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean