The Only Thing I am Taking To Pound Town is my Controller
The Only Thing I am Taking To Pound Town is my Controller
NO ORDINARY GEAR. WHAT SETS US APART?
✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.
✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.
✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.
✔️ FRESH DROPS. ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.
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DESCRIPTION
DESCRIPTION
This hoodie brings bold, cheeky humor to late-night gaming with a double-meaning joke every console player instantly understands. It’s a playful nod to sweaty matches, intense button mashing, and those moments when your controller takes the real beating. Designed for adult gamers who don’t take themselves too seriously, the humor lands fast, gets laughs, and sparks instant conversations. Whether you’re grinding ranked, raging with friends, or just embracing gamer confidence, this shirt says it all without crossing the line. Funny, flirty, and unmistakably gamer-coded — wear it proudly.
This hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. A spacious kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawstring hood add practical comfort to daily wear. Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie provides a soft feel, cozy warmth, and a classic fit.
Game. Rage Quit. Repeat.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and smooth print surface
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and hold essentials
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawstring for adjustable coverage
- Tubular, no-side-seam construction for clean lines and reduced fabric waste
- DTG/DTF-friendly fabric; optional embroidery placements on chest or wrists
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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Printed in the US:
All of our products are printed to order in the United States.
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We are a small family-owned business. Our mission is to sell funny and quirky apparel to gamers of all ages.
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