Reasons Why I Lose At Video Games (Teammates Suck)

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✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.

✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.

✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.

✔️ FRESH DROPS. ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.

DESCRIPTION

Every gamer has a list of excuses ready to go, and this hoodie puts all the greatest hits in one place. From hackers to lag to sweaty lobbies — and of course, your team let you down — this design captures the sarcastic spirit every player knows by heart. It’s a funny nod to the universal truth that losing is never about skill… because obviously you’re cracked, unbeatable, and completely flawless at all times. Whether you’re a kid, a sweat, or an OG gamer who has seen every wild excuse in the book, this shirt is the perfect inside joke for anyone who refuses to admit defeat with a straight face.

This hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Its midweight construction and kangaroo pocket create a comfortable everyday layer. Made with a softstyle cotton-poly blend and featuring a jersey-lined hood, this hoodie offers a smooth feel and classic fit.

Excuses. Humor. Gameplay.

Size Chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length from center back, in	34.00	35.00	36.00	37.00	38.00	39.00	40.00	41.00
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

Product features
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood for extra warmth and clean drape
- Dropped shoulders and classic fit for a relaxed, casual look
- Front pouch pocket for storage and hand-warming
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric (mostly ring-spun cotton) with soft 100% cotton face
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 plus FLA and WRAP-certified socially conscious manufacturing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean