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Reasons Why I Lose At Video Games (Teammates Suck)

Reasons Why I Lose At Video Games (Teammates Suck)

$60.00 USD
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NO ORDINARY GEAR. WHAT SETS US APART?

✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.

✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.

✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.

✔️ FRESH DROPS. ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.
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Every gamer has a list of excuses ready to go, and this hoodie puts all the greatest hits in one place. From hackers to lag to sweaty lobbies — and of course, your team let you down — this design captures the sarcastic spirit every player knows by heart. It’s a funny nod to the universal truth that losing is never about skill… because obviously you’re cracked, unbeatable, and completely flawless at all times. Whether you’re a kid, a sweat, or an OG gamer who has seen every wild excuse in the book, this shirt is the perfect inside joke for anyone who refuses to admit defeat with a straight face.

This full-zip hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Its warm, cozy feel and practical zip-front design make it perfect for layering and everyday wear. Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie includes a split front pocket and a double-lined hood for added comfort and function.

Excuses. Humor. Gameplay.

Size Chart

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 19.25 21.26 23.23 25.24 27.24 29.25 31.26 32.24
Length, in 26.97 27.99 28.98 30.00 30.98 31.97 32.99 33.98
Sleeve length, in 33.98 35.00 35.98 36.97 37.99 38.98 40.00 40.98
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

Product features
- 50/50 cotton–poly blend with medium-heavy 8 oz fabric for warmth without bulk
- Full metal zipper and adjustable hood with self-colored drawcord
- Spacious front pockets roomy enough for controllers, phone, or snacks
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- DTG back print with DTF wrist prints; optional left-chest embroidery

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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  • Printed in the US:

    All of our products are printed to order in the United States.

  • Small Business:

    We are a small family-owned business. Our mission is to sell funny and quirky apparel to gamers of all ages.

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    We offer free U.S. shipping on all orders over $75.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How do your sizes run?

Most items run true to size, but certain styles (like fitted tees or women's cuts) may run slightly smaller. Be sure to check the sizing guide before ordering. If you're between sizes, we recommend ordering one size up for the most comfortable fit.

Because our items are made to order, actual measurements may vary slightly — within the manufacturer tolerance noted on each size chart (typically 1 to 1.5 inches, depending on the product). This is normal and not considered a defect.

What kind of shirts and products do you use?

We use trusted apparel suppliers to produce high-quality, print-on-demand products. Our shirts are made from premium cotton or cotton-blend fabrics selected for comfort, durability, and excellent print quality. Material and fabric information is provided on each product page so you can shop with confidence.

Will my item look exactly like the product photos?

We do our best to ensure product images accurately represent each item. Some photos may include digital mockups or lifestyle imagery used for presentation purposes. However, because all items are printed on demand, slight variations in color, fit, garment details, or print placement may occur depending on the style, size, screen settings, lighting, and production batch. These minor variations are a normal part of the apparel production process and do not qualify as defects. Damage that occurs after delivery or through normal wear is also not considered a defect.

Please review the product description, care instructions, and detailed size charts for additional sizing and fit guidance.

How long will it take to receive my order?

All items are made to order and typically arrive within 7–14 business days. This timeframe includes processing, production, and shipping. Most items are printed and prepared within 3–7 business days before being shipped. Once your order has shipped, delivery time will depend on your location, carrier speed, and the type of item ordered.

You will receive a tracking link once your order has shipped, which will include the most up-to-date information on your order's status and delivery progress.

Please note, some products may take slightly longer due to extended production times or seasonal demand.

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes! We offer free U.S. standard shipping on orders of $75 or more after discounts and before taxes.

Orders that do not meet the free shipping threshold will have shipping rates calculated at checkout based on the items in your cart and delivery location.

Free shipping applies to standard shipping only.

Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. territories typically takes 7–12 business days. Delivery times are in addition to production time and may be longer during periods of high demand.

What's your return policy?

We offer two paths for returns:

  • Store credit for unused, unopened items within 14 days of delivery.
  • Replacement or refund for items that arrive defective, damaged, or misprinted within 30 days of delivery.

Items not eligible for store credit include worn or used items, washed or altered items, items opened or removed from their original packaging. Store credit returns submitted after the 14-day window are also not eligible.

Original shipping charges are non-refundable.

Do you offer exchanges?

Unfortunately, because each item is printed on demand to your specifications, we’re unable to offer exchanges. 

Please check our size chart and product layouts carefully before placing your order.