Your Dog Water Kid

NO ORDINARY GEAR. WHAT SETS US APART?

✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.

✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.

✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.

✔️ FRESH DROPS. ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.

DESCRIPTION

Trash talk is an art form, and this tee brings one of gaming’s most iconic roasts straight to the lobby. Bold, loud, and instantly recognizable, it’s perfect for players who love dropping classic voice-chat lines with a mix of humor and confidence. Whether you're trolling your friends, clowning around in party chat, or just flexing peak gamer energy, this shirt captures the spirit of competitive chaos without taking itself too seriously. Power to the Gamer — always.

This long sleeve tee is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Made with premium ultra-cotton, it delivers all-day comfort and a classic fit that moves with you.

Roast. Reload. Repeat.

Size Chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	17.99	20.00	22.01	23.98	25.98	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98	32.01	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	25.00	25.51	25.98	26.50	27.01	27.52	28.03	28.54
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton for a substantial, lived-in hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a cleaner silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit — runs slightly small
- Varied fiber blends by color; meets EU REACH standards and includes DTF inner neck label options

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron