Yo Chat, Are We Cooked?
Yo Chat, Are We Cooked?
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Every squad has that moment — the zone’s closing, your health is flashing, someone’s out of mats, and the only thing left to ask is: “Are we cooked?” This hoodie captures the viral phrase taking over gaming clips everywhere, the perfect mix of panic, comedy, and brainrot energy that hits right before disaster (or a surprise clutch). Streamers spam it, teammates yell it, and gamers of all ages know the exact feeling behind it. Funny, ironic, and instantly relatable, this tee is for anyone who’s ever been there.
This hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. A spacious kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawstring hood add practical comfort to daily wear. Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie provides a soft feel, cozy warmth, and a classic fit.
Chaos. Cooked. Despair
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and storage
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth, softness, and printability
- Double-lined hood and classic fit with tear-away label for comfort
- No side seams (tubular knit) reduces waste and improves drape
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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Printed in the US:
All of our products are printed to order in the United States.
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We are a small family-owned business. Our mission is to sell funny and quirky apparel to gamers of all ages.
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