There's No Yelling in this House Unless Your Gaming
There's No Yelling in this House Unless Your Gaming
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NO ORDINARY GEAR. WHAT SETS US APART?
✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.
✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.
✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.
✔️ FRESH DROPS. ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.
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DESCRIPTION
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In this house, we don’t yell… unless we get third-partied, sniped while healing, or lagged so hard we question our life choices. With its retro 1950s mom pointing at the “house rules,” this sweatshirt leans into the perfect irony — parents telling their kids it’s ok to yell while gaming. It’s self-aware, dramatic, and instantly relatable to anyone who’s ever tried (and failed) to stay calm during a chaotic match. Power to the Gamer — always.
This sweatshirt is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Its medium-weight construction and classic crewneck design give kids a comfortable everyday layer. Made with a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend in a regular fit, this sweatshirt provides dependable warmth and a smooth finish.
Composed. Cracked. Yell.
Size Chart
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.00 | 20.00 |
| Height, in | 19.75 | 21.25 | 22.50 | 24.00 | 25.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 23.50 | 26.50 | 27.75 | 30.25 | 33.00 |
| Size tolerance , in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces fabric waste and creates a smooth, tidy silhouette
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester mid-weight (8.0 oz/yd²) — durable, smooth, and print-friendly
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs for stretch and shape retention
- Loose fit with tear-away label for comfort; suitable for children
- Meets safety and compliance standards; embroidery available on left or center chest
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron
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We are a small family-owned business. Our mission is to sell funny and quirky apparel to gamers of all ages.
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