The Only Thing I am Slamming Tonight is my Controller
The Only Thing I am Slamming Tonight is my Controller
NO ORDINARY GEAR. WHAT SETS US APART?
✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.
✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.
✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.
✔️ FRESH DROPS. ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.
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DESCRIPTION
DESCRIPTION
This hoodie is a playful double-meaning meme made for controller gamers who know exactly how intense late-night sessions can get. It leans into cheeky humor without crossing the line, turning sweaty matches, rage moments, and cracked gameplay into an instant laugh. Whether you’re grinding ranked, clutching with friends, or absolutely abusing your controller during close fights, the joke lands immediately for anyone who games on console. It’s self-aware, flirty gamer humor that sparks conversations and shows you don’t take yourself too seriously — you just play hard.
This hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. A spacious kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawstring hood add practical comfort to daily wear. Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie provides a soft feel, cozy warmth, and a classic fit.
Play. Slam. Repeat.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warm hands or quick storage
- Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for warmth and print quality
- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner look and less waste
- DTF/DTG printing options and available embroidery placements
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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Printed in the US:
All of our products are printed to order in the United States.
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We are a small family-owned business. Our mission is to sell funny and quirky apparel to gamers of all ages.
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