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My Gaming Needs Are Simple (Rooster)

My Gaming Needs Are Simple (Rooster)

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NO ORDINARY GEAR. WHAT SETS US APART?

✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.

✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.

✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.

✔️ FRESH DROPS. ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.

DESCRIPTION

“My Gaming Needs Are Simple (Rooster)” — and every adult gamer knows exactly what this means. Coffee to start the day, a controller for the grind, a little affection to keep things interesting, more gaming (because obviously), pizza for fuel, and a cold drink to finish the night right. It’s the quintessential gamer lifestyle: simple pleasures, simple priorities, and a daily routine most gamers wouldn’t change if they had the chance. Flirty, funny, and just suggestive enough for adults who enjoy a wink without crossing the line, this tee sparks smiles, laughs, and knowing nods from anyone living the grown-up gamer life.

This hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. A spacious kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawstring hood add practical comfort to daily wear. Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie provides a soft feel, cozy warmth, and a classic fit.

Size Chart

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and tear-away label
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands or hold small gear
- DTF/DTG print options and available embroidery placements (chest and wrists)

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

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  • Printed in the US:

    All of our products are printed to order in the United States.

  • Small Business:

    We are a small family-owned business. Our mission is to sell funny and quirky apparel to gamers of all ages.

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