I Left My Joystick at your Mom's House

NO ORDINARY GEAR. WHAT SETS US APART?

✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.

✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.

✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.

✔️ FRESH DROPS. ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.

DESCRIPTION

Ever lose your controller mid-match? Yeah… we know where it went. The I Left My Joystick at Your Mom’s House Tee is pure gamer mischief — a bold, tongue-in-cheek flex built for players who can handle a little friendly fire. Equal parts flirt, flex, and funny, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for the sweatiest gamers and smoothest talkers.

This long sleeve tee is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Made with premium ultra-cotton, it delivers all-day comfort and a classic fit that moves with you.

Rizz. Reload. Repeat.

Size Chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	17.99	20.00	22.01	23.98	25.98	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98	32.01	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	25.00	25.51	25.98	26.50	27.01	27.52	28.03	28.54
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight 6.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs slightly smaller than usual
- Color-dependent fiber blends (solid 100% cotton; mixed blends for Heather/Safety colors)

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron