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Gamers Don't Get Old They Get More Sweaty

Gamers Don't Get Old They Get More Sweaty

Regular price $60.00 USD
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NO ORDINARY GEAR. WHAT SETS US APART?

✔️ BUILT BY TRY HARDS, FOR TRY HARDS.

✔️ BORN IN THE LOBBY. WORN BY EVERYONE.

✔️ BOLD GRAPHICS. UNAPOLOGETIC DESIGNS.

✔️ FRESH DROPS. ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.

DESCRIPTION

Some gamers ease up with age — the real ones just get sweatier. This hoodie celebrates the players who’ve been grinding for years and still bring more intensity, discipline, and clutch energy than half the lobby combined. It’s a funny nod to the veterans who don’t just play for fun — they lock in, out-maneuver everyone, and remind the kids that experience still slaps harder than reaction time. Whether it’s late-night ranked sessions or grinding with your squad, this shirt is your badge of honor for showing that the older you get, the harder you chase the win. 

This full-zip hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Its warm, cozy feel and practical zip-front design make it perfect for layering and everyday wear. Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie includes a split front pocket and a double-lined hood for added comfort and function.

Focus. Sweat. Victory.

Size Chart

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 19.25 21.26 23.23 25.24 27.24 29.25 31.26 32.24
Length, in 26.97 27.99 28.98 30.00 30.98 31.97 32.99 33.98
Sleeve length, in 33.98 35.00 35.98 36.97 37.99 38.98 40.00 40.98
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend; medium-heavy 8 oz fabric for warmth without bulk
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Full metal zipper with durable puller and adjustable hood with drawstring
- Spacious front pockets; classic fit that runs true to size
- DTG back print with DTF wrist prints; optional left-chest embroidery available

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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  • Printed in the US:

    All of our products are printed to order in the United States.

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    We are a small family-owned business. Our mission is to sell funny and quirky apparel to gamers of all ages.

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