Bot Lobby Indicator Checklist

Players know the signs, and this hoodie turns that shared truth into comedy gold. Inspired by the classic “you might be a…” meme format, it breaks down every telltale indicator that you’ve dropped into a full-on bot lobby — from wall staring to straight-line movement to those suspiciously generated usernames. It’s the perfect inside joke for veterans who can spot an AI opponent from a mile away and love calling it out with a smile. Whether you’re a sweat, a casual, or somewhere in between, this hoodie is a nod to players who understand the chaos, the memes, and the unmistakable behavior of the island’s friendliest foes.

This full-zip hoodie is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Its warm, cozy feel and practical zip-front design make it perfect for layering and everyday wear. Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie includes a split front pocket and a double-lined hood for added comfort and function.

Laugh. Spot. Flex.

Size Chart

Product features
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced waste
- Spacious front pockets sized for controllers, phones, and small gear
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstring and metal grommets
- Durable silver metal zipper and classic fit that runs true to size
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric with DTF wrist prints and optional left-chest embroidery

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean