{"product_id":"the-only-thing-i-am-taking-to-pound-town-is-my-controller-long-sleeve-tee-funny-game-retro-shirt","title":"The Only Thing I am Taking To Pound Town is my Controller","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis tee brings bold, cheeky humor to late-night gaming with a double-meaning joke every console player instantly understands. It’s a playful nod to sweaty matches, intense button mashing, and those moments when your controller takes the real beating. Designed for adult gamers who don’t take themselves too seriously, the humor lands fast, gets laughs, and sparks instant conversations. Whether you’re grinding ranked, raging with friends, or just embracing gamer confidence, this shirt says it all without crossing the line. Funny, flirty, and unmistakably gamer-coded — wear it proudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis long sleeve tee is soft, durable, and built for every victory dance and late-night gaming session. Made with premium ultra-cotton, it delivers all-day comfort and a classic fit that moves with you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGame. Rage Quit. Repeat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e17.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.01\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e23.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e25.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.01\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e34.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e35.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e25.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e25.51\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e25.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.01\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.03\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.54\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight, 6.0 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) to reduce waste and ensure a smooth fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual\u003cbr\u003e- Color-dependent fiber blends: solid colors 100% cotton; heathers contain polyester\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":44654224179254,"sku":"17848744934595104766","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":44654224212022,"sku":"43193755777582153008","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44654224244790,"sku":"91378250530217415140","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":44654224277558,"sku":"25723496722617599454","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":44654224310326,"sku":"24851744317937455890","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":44654224343094,"sku":"24782262373060128280","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":44654224375862,"sku":"18107726515887264175","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44654224408630,"sku":"80629297348524872495","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":44654224441398,"sku":"33150859210481935147","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":44654224474166,"sku":"14227037145064258281","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":44654224506934,"sku":"45835821798758297202","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":44654224539702,"sku":"30349637154103100251","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44654224572470,"sku":"29524563415242411932","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Pink","offer_id":44654224605238,"sku":"14779617738773586155","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":44654224638006,"sku":"29256522707618979397","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":44654224670774,"sku":"14183637973144715366","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":44654224703542,"sku":"23866069342309161385","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44654224736310,"sku":"17970618283565427623","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":44654224769078,"sku":"31910041365901953456","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":44654224801846,"sku":"10926314976981438093","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":44654224834614,"sku":"14468123371760103928","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":44654224867382,"sku":"12785401302328692014","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44654224900150,"sku":"14925496272171711658","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":44654224932918,"sku":"32101064912157844358","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":44654224965686,"sku":"26311763468937171188","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":44654224998454,"sku":"15226522443162437701","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44654225031222,"sku":"15181329796579824484","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":44654225063990,"sku":"13371312012050303620","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":44654225096758,"sku":"14303584789192269461","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":44654225129526,"sku":"56253099270852817391","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":44654225162294,"sku":"77985472346143641888","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":44654225195062,"sku":"63570212753192743292","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":44654225227830,"sku":"86028282350405577679","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":44654225260598,"sku":"26080175312766238752","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Navy","offer_id":44654225293366,"sku":"24007831996581219711","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":44654225326134,"sku":"15223078694944711405","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":44654225358902,"sku":"10110262995074617371","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/6068\/1014\/files\/8363759408272032294_2048.jpg?v=1775054884","url":"https:\/\/tryhardtees.com\/products\/the-only-thing-i-am-taking-to-pound-town-is-my-controller-long-sleeve-tee-funny-game-retro-shirt","provider":"Try Hard Clothing \u0026 Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}